Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Dear "War and Death Show" (aka "The News"),
I invite you to kiss my ass for telling people that Toyota's and broccoli will kill people dead with cancer and scariness. You suck. How about you feature some cute baby kitties instead of making peoples traumas entertainment? There are things that are none of our business, and you are a gossipy, fear mongering bitch. I've ended friendships for being like you.
Love,
Labels:
baby kitties,
baby kitty,
death,
entertainment,
news,
toyota recall,
trauma,
war
Deat Mother Nature,
WTF is your problem? I got some extra Midol if you need it. I don't mind sharing, just quit your shit. Mad at the devil for screwing with you again?
Get better soon,
Liz
January 19 at 10:32pm
(Only a few of you will get that reference. nerds.)
Get better soon,
Liz
January 19 at 10:32pm
(Only a few of you will get that reference. nerds.)
Labels:
being a green mother,
devil,
midol,
mother nature,
piers anthony,
wtf
Dear Tiger Woods,
Fuck you for not checking into a rehab center already set up for your needs and inconveniencing people who are also trying to get better. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Suck it up.
Love,
Liz
January 21 at 8:37am
Love,
Liz
January 21 at 8:37am
Labels:
cheating,
fight club quotes,
rehab,
sex addict,
tiger woods
Dear Today,
Why you still mad at me? I tried to make the best out of you, and this is how you treat me? You're better than yesterday, but you still kind of suck. I can't wait to be done with you.
Best regards,
Liz
Sat January 23, 2010 at 3:25pm
Labels:
mad,
new day,
possitive outlook,
today sucked,
tomorrow
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